And here we have Mr. Shit with his jibber-jabber again. Whenever he opens his mouth, Delhi air just pollutes with foul odour. This time he has come up to save his ‘old friend’ Hafiz Saeed, the ‘Philanthropist’ which India ‘mistakenly’ considers a terrorist.
Mr. Shit, in October 2013, you polluted the city air by a remark that Pakistan Bashing has become a fun for Indian media. I made a reply that you don’t give me something to write and create an aura of applause for your dirt nation. Again, you are playing your ‘hide and Seek’ leaving me with no option but to tell you what you and your nation are. Don’t worry Mr. Shit, I won’t be shitting on you because we don’t shit over shits.
Now, getting back to business – Mr. Shit remarks that the ‘philanthropist’ has no case against him and hence cannot be prosecuted. Well, this could be understood in a nation where law strictly says that a murderer shall be spared if the victim’s family forgives the murderer (your very ‘modest’ and ‘modern’ law). So, either Mr. Shit is unaware of what terrorist means and what philanthropist means or he is simply losing it with age.
Let’s talk retrospectively for a while. We have submitted multiple dossier of proofs against the ‘Philanthropist’ but your courts under the pressure of your Army regime finds it difficult to admit them as evidence. This, of course, is natural in a court that proudly prosecutes a man for burning Koran in just 2 days while cases of stoning women to death (Honour killings) would linger on for decades. So, I admit it – We were at fault. We were expecting principle of Natural Justice – quite an unnatural phenomenon in your dirt nation.
Next, your courts would fix case dates with a time lag ranging from 3 weeks to 4 months under the recommendations of the prosecution i.e. your government. Again, 1 council was blatantly murdered on the streets of Karachi and other just declined to take the case after a while (possibly because of threats) but your government proudly claims that legal procedures are in place. Next, your delegation which was supposed to record witness testimonies in Mumbai would take 1 long year to decide and come to India, re-scheduling visits a multiple times. And then the cherry on the cake – the news reporter who revealed the matter suddenly goes missing and mysteriously appear dead on the streets of FATA. We, Indians really have much to learn from your nation especially how to sink low.
Your ‘philanthropist’ friend ‘suddenly’ becomes ‘a Free Pakistan National however, who is free to roam’ even if the Interpol says, is associated with the internationally banned organization – Jamat-ul-Dawa. Your Punjab Assembly proudly presents to the ‘Philanthropist’ friend a cheque of Rs. 1 crore Pakistani rupees for his ‘outstanding works in the field of education’ perhaps primarily because they are principally directed against your neighbour to the east. Your ‘friend’ would time and again make remarks inciting the public sentiment against me and my nation but he should be free to roam because even terrorists are philanthropists with such a ‘connection and love for the society’ – I must admire. Your country cares for dogs so much – they are free nationals in your nation.
Mr. Shit let’s leave what we had yesterday, let’s talk present. Your ‘learned philanthropist’ a few weeks ago makes an intelligent remark about ‘water terrorism’ by India against Pakistan. It’s a different thing that he just doesn’t know that rains are a natural phenomenon and Himalayan region, geographically, lays in the zone of heavy rainfall. I was shocked to learn that your ‘philanthropist friend’s’ views on girl child education – He did not let me down and categorically accepted that such an act is ‘evil’ – such is his outstanding works in the field of education.
M. Shit you might deny the fact that recently Colombo asked Islamabad to recall one of the Consulate members in Colombo on charges of him being a terrorist. But still, Pakistan is a peace-loving nation that wants International piece (No No – I typed it correctly. That’s not a typo error)
You keep your foreign policy and defence policy clubbed and that whole baggage vests with your army regime. Incidentally, the name of the missiles that you have deliberately chosen are of those who invaded India in the past ignoring the fact that they raided your lands as well. Your army selectively targets those ‘Jihadists’ and ‘Talibanis’ who work against the will of the mighty Army else they all are your nationals (at least until they live and fight). You would even refuse to take back bodies of your armed personnel after Kargil war perhaps in ego or shame. I’ll chose the latter one instead.
Mr. Shit, in case you don’t know, your ‘friend’ is a terrorist who is shitting on the same shithole from where you come. It’s time your nation acts unless your streets would foul bad sooner with the odour of fundamentalism and terrorism.
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